Dwight Dekeyser rating: BBC
Dear Reader:
Here’s a riddle for you: what do you call a movie about a cabaret modeled on another movie about a cabaret? Why, you call it Burlesque, of course, unless you don’t want to be as obvious in your title as you were in your appropriation of its predecessor, Cabaret (1971). It’s not so much the lack of accuracy that bothers me about the title, but the lack of honesty. I’m afraid I have too much respect for cabaret and burlesque to allow these two exceptional forms of theater to be confused for the sake of providing a fig leaf for writer-director Steve Antin.
Forgive me for being pedagogic, but cabaret is not burlesque. According to the online dictionary at Answers.com, burlesque is “a variety show characterized by broad ribald comedy, dancing, and striptease,” whereas cabaret is a “floor show presented by a restaurant or nightclub providing short programs of live entertainment” (i.e., no striptease). In short, cabaret may have been naughty, but burlesque was lascivious -- barely clad glamazons removed their flimsy costume to music, perhaps while singing, but never lip-syncing. "Legitimate” vaudeville acts, often comics, performed between displays of exotic dancing were cover to keep the cops out. (Ever see Gypsy, 1962?) In cabaret, the acts were presumed to be authentic. Burlesque was performed in a theater, cabaret performed in a club. Got it? This movie was about a cabaret.
Silly me, once again I believed what I was told. Frankly, I was disappointed at not seeing reincarnations of the great burlesque queens: Gypsy Rose Lee, Lili St. Cyr, and Ann Corio or at least a little Dita von Teese. (That would have been an original movie.) However, I was astonished to find a shameless rip-off of the film Cabaret, directed and choreographed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli and Michael York. Fosse’s direction and choreography were copied and transported from Weimar Republic Germany to twenty-first century Los Angeles, without much alteration. The staging, costumes, and acts were a little déjà vu for my taste. The bowler hats, the bentwood chairs, the silhouetted band were more of a flashback to that classic musical by Kandor and Ebb than anything current. The “Two Ladies” number from Cabaret with Joel Grey was recreated with epicene Alan Cumming with less success than the original. To cover his derriere, Antin threw in one token burlesque number, a sort-of hommage to fan dancer Sally Rand. The contemporary dance numbers were more Broadway and Vegas than cabaret or burlesque.
The plot was perhaps the least original aspect of this movie. It could have been written in the 1930s or 40s, starring Joan Crawford or Judy Garland: a small town girl with a heart of gold runs away to the big city to become a star! It’s not that easy: she gets a job as a cocktail waitress in a club and when one of the dancers becomes unavailable, she gets her big break and becomes a star! In the meantime, she dumps the billionaire real estate developer to return to the open arms of her waiter-song writer roommate, and saves the club from foreclosure! (I did not make this up.) Now, if our little runaway had become a Hollywood pole dancer, we might have had a credible story line.
Burlesque was designed as a vehicle to showcase the talents of Cher and Christina Aguilera, and to that extent, the picture succeeded. Cher did her best performance of Cher to date. The role was “not a stretch” as they say. If you like Cher, you will like this movie. Some of her opening repartee sounded like it could have been a rerun of The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour (1971). (Cher always got the last word.) There was a point in the movie when it came to a complete halt so that she could sing a solo for an impromptu rehearsal. Stop the movie! Cher has to rehearse! She’s gotten older, but then so have her fans. Let Cher be Cher, I say. If you haven’t learned to like her by now, this movie will not change your mind.
Christina Aguilera was a little dynamo. Her part required a lot of talent and she has it. She’s a beautiful woman (under all those wigs) who acts and dances well. Her singing is stupendous. Her voice sounds pop, country, and soul all at the same time. One wonders how so much volume could come from such a tiny lady. In the movie, hardened club-owner and chanteuse Cher becomes the surrogate mother to hapless Hawkeye, Aguilera, a refugee from a dust bowl dive called "Dwight's Bar." (Don't go there!) The make-up tutorial was touching. (Apparently, there is a shortage of make-up brushes in the Iowa.) In fact, it appeared as if Cher were somehow passing her crown to the next super star -- a magnanimous act of Hollywood humility, don’t you think? Could this mean that Cher is considering retirement? Don’t bet the strip club.
Here's the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC9LakXHgt0
Here's the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC9LakXHgt0
From the vault: How about two musicals this week? Cabaret (1971), this movie will knock your socks off. It takes place In Berlin between the world wars. This movie has it all: Nazis, show people, transvestites, queers, prostitutes. (I am not being redundant.) See how the cabaret acts reflect the political turmoil outside the club. And then there’s Gypsy (1962), directed by Mervyn LeRoy, staring Natalie Wood and Rosalind Russell, and Karl Malden, music by Jule Styne, lyrics by Stephen Sondheim. The allegedly true autobiography Gypsy Rose Lee could not be more innocent or amusing. (No mention of Gypsy's lesbian mother shooting her lover in a jealous rage at her women-only boarding house. That was last pass she ever made at Gypsy.) "You got sumpin’ against strippin’?!”
Best of luck in your movie selections. Your faithful friend,
Dwight Dekeyser
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